Lil Lady

6i:

Consistency is harder when no one is clapping for you. You must clap for yourself during those times, you should always be your biggest fan.

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

lennythereviewer:

Presented without context

elkian:

knellofarciel:

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

bugcore:

bugcore:

Google+ is finally dead holy shit

pour one out for the site that literally nobody used

powerburial:

zonecassette:

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

gooseweasel:

jackthevulture:

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

avvocarlo:

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

jawncoltrane:

comcastkills:

marxferatu:

free market baby

Law & Ethics

catsuggest:

emmersdrawberry:

catsuggest:

heckyjecky:

catsuggest:

the oppressione never cease

what happened cat?

im was given one (1) treat. only one

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

then let me be chunk

jawncoltrane:

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry